We all know those Cylons hate to do their fair share of work, but these are ridiculous:

• “Me, two threes and an eight were all 69-ing.”
• Tried to suss out line of presidential succession, fracked brain.
• Resurrected at wrong hub.
• “The Hybrid said some crazy shit that really messed me up.”
• Blow to the head caused wife to remember me cheating on her.
• Volunteering for help other, less fortunate Cylons.
• Rust

If you hear one of these, think again about giving your employee a sick day.

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