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Top Cylon Excuses Used to Get Out of Work

February 27th, 2009

working-cylonWe all know those Cylons hate to do their fair share of work, but these are ridiculous:

  • “Me, two threes and an eight were all 69-ing.”
  • Tried to suss out line of presidential succession, fracked brain.
  • Resurrected at wrong hub.
  • The Hybrid said some crazy shit that really messed me up.”
  • Blow to the head caused wife to remember me cheating on her.
  • Volunteering for help other, less fortunate Cylons.
  • Rust

If you hear one of these, think again about giving your employee a sick day.

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