Top Cylon Excuses Used to Get Out of Work
February 27th, 2009
- “Me, two threes and an eight were all 69-ing.”
- Tried to suss out line of presidential succession, fracked brain.
- Resurrected at wrong hub.
- “The Hybrid said some crazy shit that really messed me up.”
- Blow to the head caused wife to remember me cheating on her.
- Volunteering for help other, less fortunate Cylons.
If you hear one of these, think again about giving your employee a sick day.