Luxury Items Cylons are Cutting Back on Because of the Economy
March 10th, 2009
Everyone is cutting back these days, and Cylons are no exception. A huge number of Cylons are getting laid off of their assemblyline or assassin jobs, so they’re having to re-examine their budgets like the rest of us.
Here are some big-ticket and luxury items they’re saying “no frackin’ way” to:
- Big Screen TVs
- Extra shot of petrol in Starbucks
- Biodiesel
- Vacations to Pikon
- WD-40
- Sprinkles Cupcakes
- Oil Changes Every 3,000 miles
We’re all in this together, folks. Unless of course, you’re a Cylon infiltraitor… then you’re on your own.
You’d think since Cylon society is perfectly democratic, that they’d have no issue sharing and stimulating their way out of this mess. It’s a shame that our financial crisis has gone from national, to global, to galactic.