Imagine a whole gym, rink, or stadium full of Cylon skinjobs cheering for their favorite humanoid athletes. (Thanks to Balco, we’re halfway there.)

If you ever find yourself in an awkward conversation with a Cylon at a party, here are some of the teams they’re likely to root for:

6. Pittsburgh Steelers

5. Detroit Pistons

4. Edmonton Oilers

3. Houston Rockets

2. Ithaca College Bombers

1. Lasell College Lasers

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