Don’t let their good looks, extreme smarts, and calculated amount of wealth fool you. They’re Cylons. And they’re out to get you.

10. Owen Wilson (but ironically, not Luke Wilson)

9. Shaquille O’Neal (actually two Cylons)

8. Lindsay Lohan (… half a Cylon)

7. Herbert Hoover (early model)

6. Stephen Hawking (no comment)

5. Tom Cruise (big time)

See the top four after the jump >>>

4. Mr. Belding (Saved by the Cylon?)

3. Tricia Helfer (duh)

2. Dick Cheney (well, more of an evil Cyborg)

1. Johnny 5 (worst skinjob ever)

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