Which roommate is the Cylon robot in hiding? Bennett the responsible one, Pjeter the weirdo, or Dale the slacker? In 1.6 “The Reveal,” you’ll finally frakking find out.
After drinking battery acid and having balls thrown in their face, the guys STILL don’t know which of them is the Cylon skinjob. Time is running out, but Jessica has one last test for them to endure… that’s never a good thing.
Full disclosure:We informed the President of the identity of our final Cylon Roommate. He had to know, and couldn’t be distracted during the G20 summit.
WASHINGTON—According to sources in the White House, President Barack Obama has been uncharacteristically distant and withdrawn ever since last month’s two-hour series finale of Battlestar Galactica.
“The president seems to be someplace else lately,” said one high-level official, speaking on condition of anonymity. “Yesterday we were all being briefed on the encroachment of Iranian drone planes into Iraq, when he just looked up from the table and blurted out, ‘What am I supposed to watch on Fridays at 10 p.m. now? Numb3rs?’”
“I haven’t seen him this upset since Admiral Adama realized that Earth was actually an uninhabitable wasteland,” the official continued. “Or at least that’s what he told me. I don’t actually watch the show. It’s not really my thing.”