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Obama Depressed, Distant Since ‘Battlestar Galactica’ Series Finale

April 1st, 2009

Obama Depressed at Computer Reading Battlestar Galactica Forum

Full disclosure: We informed the President of the identity of our final Cylon Roommate. He had to know, and couldn’t be distracted during the G20 summit.

WASHINGTON—According to sources in the White House, President Barack Obama has been uncharacteristically distant and withdrawn ever since last month’s two-hour series finale of Battlestar Galactica.

“The president seems to be someplace else lately,” said one high-level official, speaking on condition of anonymity. “Yesterday we were all being briefed on the encroachment of Iranian drone planes into Iraq, when he just looked up from the table and blurted out, ‘What am I supposed to watch on Fridays at 10 p.m. now? Numb3rs?'”

“I haven’t seen him this upset since Admiral Adama realized that Earth was actually an uninhabitable wasteland,” the official continued. “Or at least that’s what he told me. I don’t actually watch the show. It’s not really my thing.”

Read the rest at The Onion.