Everyone is cutting back these days, and Cylons are no exception.  A huge number of Cylons are getting laid off of their assemblyline or assassin jobs, so they’re having to re-examine their budgets like the rest of us.

Here are some big-ticket and luxury items they’re saying “no frackin’ way” to:

• Big Screen TVs
• Extra shot of petrol in Starbucks
• Biodiesel
• Vacations to Pikon
• WD-40
• Sprinkles Cupcakes
• Oil Changes Every 3,000 miles

We’re all in this together, folks.  Unless of course, you’re a Cylon infiltraitor… then you’re on your own.

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Tensions run high when Bennett claims Cylon status. It’s a man-on-man-on-man contest to prove who’s actually the skinjob… and who’s gonna be snuffed out in their sleep. Either way, the water bill is likely still unpaid.

Episode 2 of the critically-acclaimed Battlestar Galactica fan series, My Roommate the Cylon.

Watch in HD at Vimeo!

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Don’t let their good looks, extreme smarts, and calculated amount of wealth fool you. They’re Cylons. And they’re out to get you.

10. Owen Wilson (but ironically, not Luke Wilson)

9. Shaquille O’Neal (actually two Cylons)

8. Lindsay Lohan (… half a Cylon)

7. Herbert Hoover (early model)

6. Stephen Hawking (no comment)

5. Tom Cruise (big time)

See the top four after the jump >>>

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While you’re waiting for My Roommate the Cylon episode (coming Friday), enjoy this great animated short: We Were Centurians.

More information on WeWereCenturians.com!

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Imagine a whole gym, rink, or stadium full of Cylon skinjobs cheering for their favorite humanoid athletes. (Thanks to Balco, we’re halfway there.)

If you ever find yourself in an awkward conversation with a Cylon at a party, here are some of the teams they’re likely to root for:

6. Pittsburgh Steelers

5. Detroit Pistons

4. Edmonton Oilers

3. Houston Rockets

2. Ithaca College Bombers

1. Lasell College Lasers

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Three unsuspecting roommates get a strange letter announcing that one of them is a Cylon. They’ve got to figure out who it is before one of them clicks on and it’s too late…

My Roommate the Cylon is viewable in HD at Vimeo.

Embed, link, and forward to a BSG fan!

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We all know those Cylons hate to do their fair share of work, but these are ridiculous:

• “Me, two threes and an eight were all 69-ing.”
• Tried to suss out line of presidential succession, fracked brain.
• Resurrected at wrong hub.
• “The Hybrid said some crazy shit that really messed me up.”
• Blow to the head caused wife to remember me cheating on her.
• Volunteering for help other, less fortunate Cylons.
• Rust

If you hear one of these, think again about giving your employee a sick day.

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Our yet unreleased web series My Roommate the Cylon is SO popular that Universal is looking to produce a feature film based on it (with a slight influence from Sci Fi’s Battlestar Galactica).

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The first half of shooting completed today for My Roommate the Cylon, a new web comedy series based on the freaky-frakky world of Battlestar Galactica.

We shot in an apartment in Santa Monica, CA, and had all four cast members present for the hilarious hi-jinx.  Really funny stuff today.  Looking forward to the gag reel almost as much as Episode 1.

We’re on target for our launch date (pun intended) of Feb. 26, barring any Cylon attacks (or just a jittery hard drive).

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A week before the Cylon attack on Caprica, the inhabitants of a small apartment received a letter from the Cylons.

(And no, it doesn’t involve any of these people.)

Why not subscribe now via RSS, email, or Twitter, so you can make sure to catch the first episode?

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