Don’t let their good looks, extreme smarts, and calculated amount of wealth fool you. They’re Cylons. And they’re out to get you.
10. Owen Wilson (but ironically, not Luke Wilson)
9. Shaquille O’Neal (actually two Cylons)
8. Lindsay Lohan (… half a Cylon)
7. Herbert Hoover (early model)
6. Stephen Hawking (no comment)
5. Tom Cruise (big time)
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We all know those Cylons hate to do their fair share of work, but these are ridiculous:
- “Me, two threes and an eight were all 69-ing.”
- Tried to suss out line of presidential succession, fracked brain.
- Resurrected at wrong hub.
- “The Hybrid said some crazy shit that really messed me up.”
- Blow to the head caused wife to remember me cheating on her.
- Volunteering for help other, less fortunate Cylons.
- Rust
If you hear one of these, think again about giving your employee a sick day.
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