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My Roommate the Cylon, Episode 1.6: “The Reveal”

April 3rd, 2009

Which roommate is the Cylon robot in hiding? Bennett the responsible one, Pjeter the weirdo, or Dale the slacker? In 1.6 “The Reveal,” you’ll finally frakking find out.

After drinking battery acid and having balls thrown in their face, the guys STILL don’t know which of them is the Cylon skinjob. Time is running out, but Jessica has one last test for them to endure… that’s never a good thing.

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My Roommate the Cylon, Episode 1.5: “The Montage”

March 27th, 2009

The guys undergo a series of intense tests to determine which of them is the Cylon. No challenge is too great, no obstacle too demeaning. Every series has a classic montage, and for My Roommate the Cylon, this is frakkin’ it.

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Battlestar Galactica’s Lost Sequel (1999)

March 24th, 2009

Hat tip to i09, who scooped up this BSG sequel that wasn’t: Battlestar Galactica, The Second Coming. It’s starring Richard Hatch (Tom Zarek to current BSG watchers).

Update: The YouTube video was changed to private. Sorry to get you excited, then pull the rug out from under you. You can catch a screenshot at i09. Come on, Richard Hatch, let that content freeeeeeeeee!

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How Battlestar Galactica Will End

March 21st, 2009

Thank goodness SyfyPortal.com got it wrong (but they were pretty close, weren’t they?).

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My Roommate the Cylon, Episode 1.4: “The Escape”

March 19th, 2009

Episode 1.4: “The Escape”

Sure that he’s the Cylon, Bennett dons an eye patch to protect his apartmentmates from his deadly laser-eye. Jessica, who spent the night, fears being left alone with Pjeter and Dale as Bennett heads off to the Ministry of Education. Who gets caught a trap and needs a plan to escape?

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Battledog Galacticat

March 18th, 2009

It’s frakking called “Battledog Galacticat.” Need we say more?

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Cylon Pet Peeves

March 16th, 2009

If Cylons were made just like humans, then surely they were programmed with the ability to be annoyed.

Some of the top Cylon pet peeves, according to a recent survey:

  • Chinese food never quite fills them up.
  • While all Cylons are terrific dancers, ironically, none of them can do The Robot.
  • Number Ones: Jerks, all of them.
  • Depressive Centurions looking at them with their “puppy-dog” ocular scanning systems.
  • If they fart, it fraks with their TV reception.
  • Rust.

Makes them a little less scary, doesn’t it?  All cute with their annoyances.

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My Roommate the Cylon, Episode 1.3: “The Visitor”

March 13th, 2009

My Roommate the Cylon - Episode 1.3 “The Visitor”

In the midst of a botched date night, Bennett’s girlfriend Jessica discovers the apartment has a strange visitor, leading the guys to tell her their secret: that one of them is a Cylon. What are the chances “her man” isn’t a man at all? (About 33%, actually)

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Luxury Items Cylons are Cutting Back on Because of the Economy

March 10th, 2009

Everyone is cutting back these days, and Cylons are no exception.  A huge number of Cylons are getting laid off of their assemblyline or assassin jobs, so they’re having to re-examine their budgets like the rest of us.

Here are some big-ticket and luxury items they’re saying “no frackin’ way” to:

  • Big Screen TVs
  • Extra shot of petrol in Starbucks
  • Biodiesel
  • Vacations to Pikon
  • WD-40
  • Sprinkles Cupcakes
  • Oil Changes Every 3,000 miles

We’re all in this together, folks.  Unless of course, you’re a Cylon infiltraitor… then you’re on your own.

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My Roommate the Cylon, Episode 2: “The Escalation”

March 6th, 2009

Tensions run high when Bennett claims Cylon status. It’s a man-on-man-on-man contest to prove who’s actually the skinjob… and who’s gonna be snuffed out in their sleep. Either way, the water bill is likely still unpaid.

Episode 2 of the critically-acclaimed Battlestar Galactica fan series, My Roommate the Cylon.

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