Don’t let their good looks, extreme smarts, and calculated amount of wealth fool you. They’re Cylons. And they’re out to get you.

10. Owen Wilson (but ironically, not Luke Wilson)

9. Shaquille O’Neal (actually two Cylons)

8. Lindsay Lohan (… half a Cylon)

7. Herbert Hoover (early model)

6. Stephen Hawking (no comment)

5. Tom Cruise (big time)

See the top four after the jump >>>

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While you’re waiting for My Roommate the Cylon episode (coming Friday), enjoy this great animated short: We Were Centurians.

More information on WeWereCenturians.com!

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We’re happy to announce that Atom.com saw the light, and decided to highlight Episode 1 of My Roommate the Cylon on their home page!

Be sure to watch on Atom.com!

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Imagine a whole gym, rink, or stadium full of Cylon skinjobs cheering for their favorite humanoid athletes. (Thanks to Balco, we’re halfway there.)

If you ever find yourself in an awkward conversation with a Cylon at a party, here are some of the teams they’re likely to root for:

6. Pittsburgh Steelers

5. Detroit Pistons

4. Edmonton Oilers

3. Houston Rockets

2. Ithaca College Bombers

1. Lasell College Lasers

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Three unsuspecting roommates get a strange letter announcing that one of them is a Cylon. They’ve got to figure out who it is before one of them clicks on and it’s too late…

My Roommate the Cylon is viewable in HD at Vimeo.

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We all know those Cylons hate to do their fair share of work, but these are ridiculous:

• “Me, two threes and an eight were all 69-ing.”
• Tried to suss out line of presidential succession, fracked brain.
• Resurrected at wrong hub.
• “The Hybrid said some crazy shit that really messed me up.”
• Blow to the head caused wife to remember me cheating on her.
• Volunteering for help other, less fortunate Cylons.
• Rust

If you hear one of these, think again about giving your employee a sick day.

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Our yet unreleased web series My Roommate the Cylon is SO popular that Universal is looking to produce a feature film based on it (with a slight influence from Sci Fi’s Battlestar Galactica).

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A week before the Cylon attack on Caprica, the inhabitants of a small apartment received a letter from the Cylons.

(And no, it doesn’t involve any of these people.)

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