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Luxury Items Cylons are Cutting Back on Because of the Economy

March 10th, 2009

Everyone is cutting back these days, and Cylons are no exception.  A huge number of Cylons are getting laid off of their assemblyline or assassin jobs, so they’re having to re-examine their budgets like the rest of us.

Here are some big-ticket and luxury items they’re saying “no frackin’ way” to:

  • Big Screen TVs
  • Extra shot of petrol in Starbucks
  • Biodiesel
  • Vacations to Pikon
  • WD-40
  • Sprinkles Cupcakes
  • Oil Changes Every 3,000 miles

We’re all in this together, folks.  Unless of course, you’re a Cylon infiltraitor… then you’re on your own.

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