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Cylon Pet Peeves

March 16th, 2009

If Cylons were made just like humans, then surely they were programmed with the ability to be annoyed.

Some of the top Cylon pet peeves, according to a recent survey:

  • Chinese food never quite fills them up.
  • While all Cylons are terrific dancers, ironically, none of them can do The Robot.
  • Number Ones: Jerks, all of them.
  • Depressive Centurions looking at them with their “puppy-dog” ocular scanning systems.
  • If they fart, it fraks with their TV reception.
  • Rust.

Makes them a little less scary, doesn’t it?  All cute with their annoyances.

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My Roommate the Cylon, Episode 2: “The Escalation”

March 6th, 2009

Tensions run high when Bennett claims Cylon status. It’s a man-on-man-on-man contest to prove who’s actually the skinjob… and who’s gonna be snuffed out in their sleep. Either way, the water bill is likely still unpaid.

Episode 2 of the critically-acclaimed Battlestar Galactica fan series, My Roommate the Cylon.

Watch in HD at Vimeo!

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Top Cylon Excuses Used to Get Out of Work

February 27th, 2009

working-cylonWe all know those Cylons hate to do their fair share of work, but these are ridiculous:

  • “Me, two threes and an eight were all 69-ing.”
  • Tried to suss out line of presidential succession, fracked brain.
  • Resurrected at wrong hub.
  • The Hybrid said some crazy shit that really messed me up.”
  • Blow to the head caused wife to remember me cheating on her.
  • Volunteering for help other, less fortunate Cylons.
  • Rust

If you hear one of these, think again about giving your employee a sick day.

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